One of the perks of getting older is getting to have a say in the family gossip
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Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights
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My Favorite Things About Spider-man: Homecoming
Spoilers…
- tom holland
- Ned, Peter and their death star
- “I…was…watching porn”
- Liz being really sweet
- Ned hacking and peter pulling apart a multi-million dollar suit
- Peter and Liz not ending up together
- Michelle just being there, all the time
- papa stark
- Cap’s post credit scene
- peter’s amateurness
- karen
- the MJ reveal
- Aunt May’s reaction to peter in the suit
- peter stuck under the rubble- his cries still haunt me
- tom holland
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I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner.” I don’t “know how to skateboard.” I don’t “disrespect authority.” I’ve never “been on a skateboard.”
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someone probably getting their titties sucked rn and i’m here just…chillin
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all i want in life is a cool photographer friend who just takes rlly cool pics of me !!!! but usually im the one being that friend for other ppl sigh
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me, talking about some twins: and they were wombmates
oh my god they were wombmates
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